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We need another and a wiser and perhaps a more mystical concept of animals. We patronize them for their incompleteness, for their tragic fate of having taken form so far beneath ourselves. And therein we err, we greatly err. For the animal shall not be measured by man. In a world older and more complex than ours they move finished and complete, gifted with extensions of the senses we have lost or never attained, living by voices we shall never hear. They are not brethren, they are not underlings; they are other nations, caught with ourselves in the net of life and time, fellow prisoners of the splendor and travail of the earth.

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Journal Entry: Sat Nov 21, 2009, 12:01 PM
Sarah Palin climbed out of the tanning bed at her house and her sexy skin looked like a pair of pantyhose full of oranges. She was relaxing in her micro-kini that just barely covered her titties at all and went right up her butt.

"Fuck I gotta fuck" she told me and started wanting to fuck.

"I cant right now because todd is looking at me" I said and pointed to the giant windows that were like a whole half of the house and todd was right outside staring in holding some hedge clippers like they didn't have 50 gardeners.

Mrs palin looked and waved to todd and todd waved back.

"Oh he don't mind he like to watch my holes get plugged by a verbile young stud like you come and give it to me with the hot beef" she said and flexed her holes at me.

I was like goddamn I gotta get some but then I held back because todd wouldn't blink while he was staring and it was fucking me up like when youre getting ready to do anal on a girl and you look over and see a picture of your mom holding a cat. That shit just ruins everything. So I was like, "no sorry mrs palin, maybe later."

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:iconpanduka56:
Thank you so much for the fav :hug: It ment alot to me :clap:

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:icongurimujo:
OH YOU ARE SO NICE..

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:iconmaeve09:
Thank you for the favs.....very appreciated my friend! :):heart::hug::rose:


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:icongurimujo:
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:iconijejems:
thx for fav!

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:icongurimujo:
yw!

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:iconkrzyminski:
Thank you for the favourite.
:iconisaay:
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:icontherealzendriel:
Thanks for the favourite! :+fav: :lol:
:iconchinchilladragoon:
Thanks for the favorite on my plushie! I really appreciate it! :3

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:icongurimujo:
Welcome, it turned out great!

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